Today only! Everybody who subscribes to my blog today (and, ok, the 5 of you who subscribed yesterday...you're welcome) will receive one limited edition promise from me to remember* you when I'm rich and famous!
*By remember I don't mean I'll like, take care of you financially, or send you presents (even on your birthday), or mention you on my household-name blog, or acknowledge you in public. I just mean, quite literally, I promise to remember who you are. Possibly this will require my assistant to keep some kind of roster, or make flash cards or something. Actually it's starting to sound like a lot of trouble. But I'm willing to do it for you, loyal readers, because you were here for me before I made the big time, and I love you, and many of you are related to me by blood, and one of you is my mother.
Welcome, Danae! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!
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ReplyDeleteWelcome, TiffanyL! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Tracy! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Cynthia! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!
ReplyDeleteWelcome, Angela! You've been added to the roster and as soon as I obtain a personal assistant he or she will prepare a flash card with your name on it!
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