Text Message...well, Thursday.

Yes, nitpickers, I know the bit is Text Message Tuesday, and I'm fully aware that today is Thursday.  Do you want to read a post, or don't you?  I mean if you really want to wait until Tuesday, feel free.  It'll still be here.  Honestly, you've come this far, so I've got your pageview, sucker.  Go on and click off if you really want to, and come back Tuesday.  Free pageview for me.  I don't care.

No, I do care.  Because I love you.  I'm sorry.  Just read the post, ok?  Or don't.  No pressure.  Whatever makes you happy.

Are we cool?  OK.  Good.  I'm sorry.

Texting Fun with Ashley:

Ashley says

So, what's with the closet obsession on pinterest? Is there some Freudian stuff we need to discuss?

Alyssa says

i AM a little closet obsessed, huh? 

in my defense i started out clicking one single closet pin and it led me to a bhg article with like 25 dif closet photos

i didn't seek them all out individually

Ashley says

Hmm. Ok.

Alyssa says

also you know it's cool. we WASTE our closet space, ashley.  waste it.

Ashley says

Mine aren't. They are all crammed full of stuff. Not one square inch of wasted space

Alyssa says

but are they beautiful?  can you actually access any of that stuff? and do you find yourself opening the doors to stare lovingly inside?

you need to paint the insides of your closets, please.  i can't, i rent.  so you need to do it instead.

Ashley says

You're kidding right? Painting the inside of my closet would fall at around

 421 on my to do list. Right after giving the dog a pedicure

Alyssa says

your dog needs a pedicure. i've been meaning to tell you.

Ashley says

Well that will happen when I reach 420 on my list. I'm currently working on number 3...finish laundry. I've been stuck on that one for several days.

Alyssa says

what were 1 and 2?

Ashley says

Wake up. Get dressed.

Alyssa says

good job!  did you also shower?  brush your teeth?  or are those later on the list?

Ashley says

Oooh I DID brush my teeth! And I shower at night.

Alyssa says

and where does "stalk alyssa on pinterest" fall on this list?  because I think you're jumping ahead here.

Ashley says

Pinterest is not actually on the list.

Alyssa says

you're terrible at lists.

Ashley says

I've actually been lost in the swamp that is my photo collection for the last few days. I'm out of memory on my computer.

Alyssa says

how does that even happen? out of memory on your phone, your computer. i'm never out of memory. possibly because i married tech support.

and he does magic tricks that i'm not aware of. maybe that's why he's always spending money on "flash drives" and "external hard drives."

 Ashley says

Probably. You're probably file hoarders. Instead of boxes and closets full of stuff, you have flash drives and disks and other computer-y stuff

Alyssa says

we do!  we have lots of computer-y stuff.  huh.  i always thought it was junk but maybe my wedding photos are on there!

 you know what i need? painted closets. with pretty baskets.  for storing computer-y stuff and hoarded files.
 Ashley says

Oh my. You have a sickness. Pinterestitis
Alyssa says
it's not a sickness.  it's a misunderstood blessing.  like anorexia.*

So there you have it, folks!  Text Message Thursday.  Exactly like Text Message Tuesday, only 2 days later.  Or 5 days earlier, depending on your point of view!

Time to weigh in: Should Ashley paint her closets for me?  Also, is it weird that she showers at night?

*Oh my goodness, do not freak out on me, readers!  Anorexia is BAD.  It's awful and it's a disease and there's nothing good about it at all.  Extreme Sarcasm Alert™!  I really shouldn't even have to explain that.  Why are you so uptight?