These elves are incredibly creepy:
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| "Hey, girl." |
But as you know, I kind of dig creepy. And Christmas. So Christmas creepy is right up my alley.
Knowing this about me, @MotherhoodTruth suggested the possibility of locating a Zombie Elf.
Naturally I thought of Gnarles, who is really wasted packed up in the Halloween box all year when he could be spreading his special brand of cheer year-round.
What do you think?
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| You better watch out. You better not cry. |
The possibilities are endless. He's nothing if not versatile:
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| Hippity, Hoppity. |
Folks, Christmas is drawing ever nearer, and not an Elf in sight. These are desperate times, and I'm not above resorting to desperate measures. Gnarles would be thrilled to come out of the shed and hide in my children's rooms and dreams. Don't think I won't do it.
Somebody send me an Elf, or this might become reality.
AHAHAHAHAHA LOVE IT!!!!!!! Man, I totally should have gotten one of those guys so I could put a santa hat on him...Place him under the tree and threaten my kids to STAY AWAY FROM THE PRESENTS!
ReplyDeleteGet a grip, girl!
ReplyDeleteHey, you're the one who pointed out I'd purchased Gnarles in October. I figure this way I get more bang for my buck.
ReplyDeleteI hate decorating because everything is up for such a short time. I really like your idea of re-purposing Gnarles. It makes perfect sense! Economically and mentally (abusive)! Perfect!
ReplyDeleteThere are no words. Now i feel REALLY bad!
ReplyDeleteI thought so too!
ReplyDeletehahahahaha. aren't you glad you started all this? honestly, i'd never even heard of this elf until you!
ReplyDeleteThat elf up at the top? Doesn't he look like he really needs to pee?
ReplyDeleteSomebody PLEASE give her an elf already! STOP THE CREEP CREEP!
ReplyDeleteI think you are hilarious! So, I gave you the Liebster Blog Award. You can check it out here: http://www.emmaburcart.com/2011/12/fun-friday-award-time/
ReplyDeletehee hee hee. yes, yes he does. poor guy.
ReplyDeletethank you! take up the cause!
ReplyDeleteyou rock! thank you!
ReplyDeleteWow. And you call ME the creepy/crazy sibling!
ReplyDeleteI most certainly do not! You may be the crazy one who climbs mountains and defies gravity, but I, dear brother, am the creepy one. Let's not forget it.
ReplyDeleteI will have nightmares for weeks. I honestly don't know which is more creepy.
ReplyDeleteI think Gnarles is SLIGHTLY more creepy. That's my personal opinion. But the Elf has definite potential.
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